Toilet Seats

RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat

We know that you will enjoy the official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat. We would like to take a few moments and introduce you to the official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat. First off, when you are done admiring and embracing it you can feel free to carry it around. This is a great benefit of the official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat-They’re portable! Its light weight compact structure allows you to pack it in the car, in the locker, and in the house. Second, their light weight structure makes them absolutely perfect to hang on the wall as a picture frame. Embrace the memory of your ex-lover, your third grade teacher, or the in laws. Even better is knowing that if you ever get tired of looking at them you can always shut the lid on them. Third, they provide a constant source of entertainment. Maybe you’re board. Well then, just open he up and select form the countless news articles to read. Have a spelling test coming up? No problem! Our articles come from top of the line papers in the country. There’s bound to be a word in there for you! Fourth reason to love the official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat, IT’S FIRE RESISTANT!! Feel free to leave the stove on all day, smoke in bed, burn yard waste in your basement, and stick papers in the electrical outlets, you can rest assure knowing that when your house goes up in flames the official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat will be cool as a salamander. Your official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat has been tested under all naturally occurring conditions*.

Please contact RetroFires Inc. at eburwelleburwell order your RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat for only $69.99(+$5.99 for shipping and handling)

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Warning: This product is not intended for people with excessive weight problems. If you weigh over 25 pounds we advise you to discard your official RetroFires Inc. Fire Resistant Toilet Seat and purchase our official RetroFires Inc. Super Fire Resistant Toilet Seat.
Warning: This product contains flammable material. Keep away form open flames.

*Naturally occurring conditions are those observed between June 3, 2008 and June 4, 2008 in Kingston, N.Y., U.S.A. 12401.

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